There’s no question that the world of fashion is owned by women. By comparison, it’s almost unjust how limited men’s options are when it comes to style and accessorizing compared to women. Men have four categories to work with: footwear, pants, shirts and hats. Yes, there are ties, but we can all agree that they’re the most silly article of clothing ever.
Women on the other hand can wear whatever men can, while looking way better, mind you. Not to mention a galaxy of options reserved specifically for her: blouses, dresses, skirts, leotards, leggings, socks that no one sees, socks that everyone sees and so many other things I don’t know the name for.
And her monopoly on aesthetics doesn’t end with outer garments. For years, women have accessorized their bodies as well, growing an endless array of form-tweaking options over the years. Women routinely go under the knife for boobs that bounce better, asses that begged to be smacked and anything else seen on Nip/Tuck.
Though in recent years, some women are going even further for fashion and beauty, venturing into the realm beyond the treasure trail. You know, “down there.” Simply having lady parts, “down there,” isn’t enough for some. These women are ushering in a new trends of vaginal proportions, tricking out their whispering eyes like pimped out rides.
