Some men are on the hunt to find a wife at every opportunity, others hold out until they can utter, “we ain’t getting no younger” and mean it. Then there are those dudes who defy all odds, and successfully ignore the institution of marriage altogether. Most of those men have a quirk that helps, be it questionable lifestyle choices or extreme baby mama issues.
These next few star studs are chronically single for one reason or another. And we expect to bachelors for the long haul. Sorry ladies.
Drake
“Heartbreak” Drake came out the door with a blend of Swaggerific lyrics, undeniable melodies and several “one” for the ladies. That an act like Drake, who’s never been shot, and Downy soft lyrics, can sit at the top with the most requested is a testament to the morphing face of Hip Hop.
Yet these same qualities put Drake among the top picks to be a bachelor for the long haul. Yeah, Drake’s a soft dude, but that’s not “bad” in of itself. The problem is he wears his hear on his sleeve. Though lyrically gifted, he’s still in the dumb-twenties phase, exacerbated by his fame and wealth.
And it doesn’t help that he’s easily mesmerized by beautiful women, (look at those puppy dog eyes, staring at Ri Ri, while she pets him, “It’s gonna be okay, Drake”) making it nearly impossible to avoid falling in love with the likes of Rihanna and Serena.
Drake puts women on a pedestal and means it, but the women are either thinking, “wait, you’re Drake, why is this so easy” or “He acts like this with all the girls,” (which is true).
Poor Drake, caught between being a black man and a Jew and a Young Money womanizer and a bleeding heart romantic. I see a long line of she’s just not that into you’s. At least he’ll get a few hot bars out of it.
