Chris Brown
Let’s hope no woman takes a proposal from Chris Brown seriously. As we’ve seen, R&B crooners are notorious for falling in love through the lyrics of their own songs, but without trudging up old(ish) dirt, it’s pretty clear dude needs to work out some anger issues before he goes “grown ass man.” But he’s more likely focused on getting people to “look at me now” than dealing with inner-emotional turmoil so it’s a safe bet to consider this guy extremely single for the conceivable future.


